For Some Reason (Dreams)

O.K. to be honest I have some of the weirdest dreams and everyone always asks the same thing, "What are you eating before bed?!" Absolutely nothing.

I'm jet skiing out on the ocean I have no idea who's driving i just know I'm up and looking around. It's dark, overcast outside, I see a sign and for some reason it says Anacapa Island. I hear myself say Why the hell am I on Anacapa?! Suddenly I'm thrown off swimming to the deck or what looks like a deck. I climb aboard and find that it leads right into a big cave looking thing surrounded by huge green tropical mountains, Am I really on Anacapa? Looking down there are holes in the cave that go to the ocean that's underneath us for some reason. While I'm looking down I can see scuba divers through the clear blue-green water, I see the bubbles coming from their regulators up to the surface of where I am. Then out of nowhere some guy comes up and starts throwing sticks into the water, "What the hell are you doing man there are divers down their!" He just shrugs and walks away. Here's where it gets really weird.

Out of nowhere this cave that I'm in keeps going and where it should be more pitch blackness no it turns into a gigantic Cabellas (Sports Authority, Big 5) sporting goods store all geared towards ocean act ivies, mostly Diving. I'm looking around and for some reason my dad and brother show up and I'm asking "why are we here? why am I here? " My dad says that we are going scuba diving, Whooo great this is going to be f..... wait a minute. "Dad you and Angel don't know how too scuba dive," he just says "You can teach us." Right sure okay. I guess we are in this big store that's in a cave to get our gear. This dream is getting out of control. Angel begins walking around grabbing a black hood (the hood is the part that covers your head in cold waters) and I for some reason look at a neon green hood and I'm thinking I want this one but I don't want to stand out if there is a shark in the water but the waters aren't even cold enough for it. I start telling my dead we need regulators (the piece that allows you to breath), and BCDs (Buoyancy Compensators Devices), fins, goggles, AIR TANKS. My dad's like no we don't need all that, don't worry about. At first I'm okay. WAIT WE NEED THOSE THINGS TO BREATH!! OHHHH well... we go to the cash register with stuff that we're diving with (I still don't know how we'll breath haha) and then it gets a little more weird.

As we are getting ringed up I'm thinking well I guess this is better than going to Catalina by myself and cheaper (NOT!!) and a lot more fun. And for some reason Angel is flirting with the cashier girl and helping her ring us up. Seriously this guy is behind the counter and taping on the register flirting all the way all the while he's saying, "I'm a manager at my work I know how to do this." Dude you're a manager at a pizza restaurant what are you talking about?! You're a pizza guy step away from the register. Well my dad ends up showing me the bill and for some reason, he's really excited about it being $500. I don't know why I wasn't. Keep in mind that's about maybe alil less of what it would cost for just me in reality, but for 3 people that's amazingly unbelievable then again we are scuba diving without BCD's and regulators hence this is a dream.